krusher2: did you know that’s how they determine if the pope is dead. Knock him on the ‘ead with a silver hammer.
Reminds me of a joke.
Two guys are hunting. One falls down and appears to be dead. The other calls 911 and asks what to do. The operator tells him to make sure his buddy’s dead. Silence on the line, then “BLAM!” The guy comes back and says, “OK, he’s dead. Now what?”
Edcole1961 about 15 years ago
Next up, “The Sounds of Silence.”
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
If I had a hammer, I’d hit you over the head with it!
Colt9033 about 15 years ago
That will teach him for not checking to see if anyone trying sleep.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 15 years ago
He nailed it
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
Poor guy, sitting out on the lawn alone, trying to get hammered…
krusher2 about 15 years ago
Bang Bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down upon his head…
Bang Bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made sure that he was dead.
Nelly55 about 15 years ago
y’all have hit the high notes on the puns already
that’s what I get for sleeping in
mjensen9999 about 15 years ago
krusher2: did you know that’s how they determine if the pope is dead. Knock him on the ‘ead with a silver hammer. Reminds me of a joke. Two guys are hunting. One falls down and appears to be dead. The other calls 911 and asks what to do. The operator tells him to make sure his buddy’s dead. Silence on the line, then “BLAM!” The guy comes back and says, “OK, he’s dead. Now what?”
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
THis is hilarious!
mjensen9999, where did you EVER hear such a STUPID thnig about the Pope?
battycomic Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I love that hunting joke, mjensen9999!
MatureCanadian almost 15 years ago
Very impressive puns guys!