Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 26, 2010
October 25, 2010
October 27, 2010
Transcript:
Marty says, "This year, we'll be handing out sugar-free fruit roll-ups as a Halloween treat!" Nate says, "What?" Nate says, "Those things taste like plastic!" Marty says, "But at least I won't be contributing to the childhood obesity epidemic!" Nate says, "Right. Instead, you'll be contributing to the childhood vandalism epidemic!" Marty says, "I will?" Nate says, "'Hey, y'know that ugy who handed out fruit roll-ups? Let's go egg his house!'"
kenivlikesbignate about 12 years ago
fruit roll ups arent that bad
Hermione4Ever almost 11 years ago
I love fruit roll ups!
Pearls before Big Nate Minus Garfield almost 10 years ago
Nate’s hair…
MiguelNtirampeba over 6 years ago
What’s wrong with fruit roll ups? They’re good!!!!!!!
Venetus Alpha over 6 years ago
Do people even egg houses anymore?
Thunderbolt Boss over 3 years ago
You eat sugar-free fruit roll-ups, you think you have COVID. If you read this comic, “Good News!” you’re prepared for the future.
Benjr1229 about 3 years ago
has marty ever given out real candy
SONGYAN666 over 2 years ago
I love all kinds of fruit roll ups! :D
doctorwho29 about 1 year ago
Marty just doesn’t get it. Halloween is one of the few days you cut loose and don’t worry about sugar. Be healthy the other days