FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 24, 2011

Maybe some water launching versions of the gauntlets in Cowboys and Aliens, or a water-shooting Captain America shield.

Just for that, turn the hose on her!

Nabu… didn’t you hear that Winter 2010 never uninstalled correctly and will only accept the installation of Winter 2011 for the Pacific NW.

Jason, this is when use warm (body temp.) water with a little yellow coloring. You’ll get your reaction.

smart jason real smart.

I had a trampoline and I would set up the sprinkler under it so the water would shoot up through it, and I’d lie there and get a tan and keep cool at the same time

As a child I learned that pickle juice worked well in my squirt gun in crowded theaters but I suppose you could fill a balloon with it.

@Nabuquduriuzhur Two words from this Okie “Shut up.”

Interesting way to foil an ambush.

oh man, super soakers… takes me back a million years!

Nabu I completely envy you.. temps here are pushing in the 100’s and is giving my asthma some hell. It is too hot to grow anything and I think I am all but homebound now due to the heat. Just walking from my house to the car in the driveway makes my asthma go crazy. I have to wait till night to do anything when the temps have dropped low enough not to set me off. Please share some of those cooler temps with us

I would rather endure a dry heat than a sauna. Try living near a swamp. N’Orleans, baby!

Load the Super Soaker with 180°F water and she how pleased she’ll be…

will acid work in a super soaker??

Oh, there’s a plethora of liquids that would work and make Paige less-than-pleased.I’m thinking mayonnaise, hydrogen peroxide, crazy glue or day-glow paint (you pick the color) for starters…

That sorta backfired!

i love water

start a water fight.

Or how about 33 degree water.

HOW MANY SQUIRT GUNS DOES HE HAVE

Yes. The super soaker will do nicely, thanks.