The Doozies by Tom Gammill for July 17, 2011

True to its name

If you want a job well done, call a professional. If you don’t care how the hell it looks or whose house gets painted, call Dry, cleo and JFri, House Painters Extraordanaire! :-D

Love today’s strip, "Tom!*

Yes, we will use way more colors and apply them more thickly. We consider ourselves to be the Jackson Pollock’s of the house painting art.

You two are starting to scare me.

oh come on JFri! You’re scared of little ole us? The best house painters in the whole world?

JFri is just afraid that we will get paint on his new coveralls. He had to buy a new pair because the pair he used on his last job were so covered in paint he couldn’t move at job’s end. It took him twice is long to get to the Booker’s bottle.

Oh yes, I forgot about that “incident”! And when it takes him too long to get to the Bookers, he does get “testy”! :-D

Hey guys. You forgot me! I help the Dry-Fri-Cleo combo paint masterpieces. Picasso-like.

Yes Shika, you are a good person for the job. You have the same work ethic.Gweedo, none of us work without the er’s! It supplies such creative freedom.

Gweedo, kerosene is often how homeowner’s finish off our painting. I have always thought that they like to celebrate with a weenie roast, but usually the house becomes the bonfire. Such a shame!

Shika you have been busy, we didn’t want to take you away from that, but hey, the more the merrier!

Gweedo How much you payin’ us dude? If not cash, we work for a good bbq meal and Bookers! :-D

Tom, I did your studio tour and we share a similar problem, family is always intruding on one’s space. In my case they keep handing me garden tools.

What are er’s? Anything like ehs?

@Shika “ers” go with the “Book” to make Bookers, which is necessary for bet results!

correction …. BEST