Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 02, 2011
August 01, 2011
August 03, 2011
Transcript:
Crook: You're going to tell us where that book is, Methuselah! Man: Great, you've made me miss the whodunit on "Matlock"! Rip: I've seen this episode, it was the twins. Punch! Man: But their alibi was airtight! Rip: Aren't they always! That's why you're not Matlock!
Malcolm Hall over 13 years ago
Nobody is as good as Matlock!
Uncle_Bad over 13 years ago
Was that the episode with the mirror and the ventriloquism to make the one twin look like two? I loved how Matlock used the monkey to foil their scheme. But why was he in a dress? (I missed the first part.)
HomerDPoe over 13 years ago
Black & White AGAIN??What dopes.
dan thompson creator over 13 years ago
What’s up with the black and White? It’s rampant! Gang, Check out http://riphaywire.com/ I bragged about the graphic novel cover and INCLUDED what Richard Thompson, Mark Tatulli and Jay Stephens wrote for the back of the book! It’s funny!http://riphaywire.com/
Dragoncat over 13 years ago
“PUNCH!”? No KER-PUNCH, or even KA-PUNCH?What am I saying? Three guys ganging up on one old man, and during Matlock, too. They don’t deserve special treatment!Besides, regular PUNCH is too much for them, anyway…
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
I did some research on that, you’re thinking of Prometheus a tree that was felled in 1964 and found out to be at least 4844 years old and quite possibly over 5000 years. One of the good things out of that (imo) tragedy is that the Forestry Service has tightened regulations on felling old trees and as such keeps the exact location of Methuselah a secret to prevent vandalism.
DorianKTB over 13 years ago
Brings new meaning to the old ad line “How’d you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?” POW! :-)