Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2011
August 03, 2011
August 05, 2011
Transcript:
Man: My son is in jail for a murder he didn't commit! He hid proof of his innocence inside a book marked on that map, even though his lawyer advised against it! Proof that Axe Jefferson, a local mob boss, er, respectable businessman, is the real killer! Meanwhile, in a car hidden in the darkness Axe: We can't let him get to that evidence! I hate implicating evidence! I can't go to jail, my fantasy baseball team is in first place!
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
he obviously doesn’t have any Chicago players
DorianKTB almost 13 years ago
Gotta get those mob bosses, er, respectable businessmen, off the streets! I’m sure Axe Jefferson will have plenty of time to play Fantasy Baseball once Team Haywire tosses them into the slammer!
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Implicating evidence can be so…implicating, wouldn’t you agree? Can you imagine the impact his real-life incarceration can have on a fantasy game? The poor dears…