Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2011
July 28, 2011
July 30, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Steph, since we're a family strip now, we should have a cute pet! How 'bout my frog, Vito? Pastis: Thanks, Pig. But a family strip needs a cute l'il cat or dog, like Earl or Mooch from "Mutts." Pig: I take it you're not a "Mutts" fan.
Capo Vito Rano orders cement overshoes for cartoon-Pastis (who’s really been having a hard time of late—jailed; burned out of his studio, and now this). Can Mr. Snuffles helicopter in for the rescue? He often works with Li’l Guard Duck on mercenary missions, but he is nonetheless a very cute kitty.
Vito is very efficient. A couple a snaps from his webbed fingers and “the boys” are fitting Pastis with cement boots. I wonder if Pastis is now gonna swim with the fishes?
fuzzpunch over 13 years ago
LGF prefers PB4S?
margueritem over 13 years ago
‘Vito’ should have been there first clue…
BugDad over 13 years ago
I’d hate to see him in a biology class, on dissection day.
bergamot over 13 years ago
Pearls already has a cute little kitty.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Doesn’t PB4S aready have a cute little cat?Wait a minute… Check the Archive July 20 – July 24 2009. All the elments of a family strip are right there.
Maybe Vito and the boys are here with the cement sneakers because Pastis didn’t cough up the ‘cross over’ payola.
zero over 13 years ago
Froggy goes enforcin’…
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Capo Vito Rano orders cement overshoes for cartoon-Pastis (who’s really been having a hard time of late—jailed; burned out of his studio, and now this). Can Mr. Snuffles helicopter in for the rescue? He often works with Li’l Guard Duck on mercenary missions, but he is nonetheless a very cute kitty.
crobinson019 over 13 years ago
Vito reminds me of Frankie from “Meet the Robinsons”
eddie6192 over 13 years ago
Vito is very efficient. A couple a snaps from his webbed fingers and “the boys” are fitting Pastis with cement boots. I wonder if Pastis is now gonna swim with the fishes?
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago
I’m not a big fan of Mutts myself.
bmonk over 13 years ago
At least they didn’t give him round-bottom cement shoes, as in Laurel and Hardy’s Our Relations.
steve40004 over 13 years ago
This is offtrack. I don’t like this story line.
HadYourPhil over 13 years ago
Love those cement shoes!
Kathy Freeman over 13 years ago
VITO!!! hahahahahahaha! Walkin’ like Brando! +^..^=
Keno21 over 13 years ago
What has Vito done with Stomosky, the undatable frog??
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well, Pastis did want la familia strip………….☻
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Does this mean that Stephan is about to croak?
nerdhoof over 13 years ago
The Godfrogger.
deadheadzan over 13 years ago
Vito’s da man!!
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Neither am I, Vito, neither am I.
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That Stephan — he just keeps getting carried away.
uniquename over 13 years ago
That frog just snapped!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Hey Amphibian, Earl and Mooch are a lot cuter than you!!!
foxlover43 over 13 years ago
“snap, snap” Where do I get one of those frogs?
mrnathat over 13 years ago
“Little pink pig, little pink pig….”
Lyons Group, Inc. over 13 years ago
And GoComics said Buni being a dark humor strip, this strip is more dark humored than any other strip I know!
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
Just as long as it’s not a bunny, just ask Torg and Riff.
pocounohamster over 13 years ago
Looks like Stephan still has the dreadlocks from prison……..
zsteelie Premium Member over 13 years ago
Bad, Bad Vito the Frog …
mac47 over 13 years ago
BRING BACK THE DUCK!
nesta07 over 13 years ago
Havent you heard? Cement shoes are, like, totally two seconds ago!
pmb299 over 13 years ago
The funniest strip out there
Caitlin71.6 over 13 years ago
dont MESS with guard frog!!!!!