Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 10, 2009

…and puns are the lowest form of humour.

Puns represent the highest form of language skill.

If you don’t mind the recipe, it doesn’t batter.

Coming up, we’ll stick you with some Syrup to butter up your pancakes with.

Puns represent the best creative humor ever!

Any pun is worth the effort to set it up.

And it’s always a good pun when there are multiple groans from across the internet… :D

Just step up to the table and batter-up!

I don’t think his batter wants to step up to the plate.

Well Im glad we got that cleared up.

In this case, it may be mind over blather.

I always enjoy a really good pun - in fact it is how my wife of 25 years and I met. This, unfortunately, is not one.

Perhaps the reason that Skyler just ends up with a big, dripping mess is because HE FORGOT TO COOK THEM!

Bird brains!

If it batters to you, you can add fish to your recipe and eat them just for the halibut.

BC….brilliant!

MMMmmm, pancakes!

Grrrroooooaaaaannnnn

I was told that Shoe was a volunteer at the battered women’s shelter. They threw him out when he explained that he preferred them teriyaki-style.

A good pun is its own reword.

I think Cosmo is waffling.

“The pun is the lowest form of humor…”

…said the guy who didn’t think of it first.

Puns were good enough for Shakespeare, so they’re good enough for me.

Wow! You guys really got stirred up!

It’s hard to make a pancake pun that really stacks up.

IHOP I have a certain skillet this sort of thing.

The puncake is the flattest form of breakfast.

And 0 calories and not an ounce of fat.

I love to make blueberry pancakes, but it’s getting really hard to find the small blueberries anymore 8(

Watch out for the splats when those grapes pop on the griddle!