FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 26, 2011
August 25, 2011
August 27, 2011
Transcript:
Marcus: You are in a dark and gloomy cavern. Jason: My wizard uses his +2 staff of illumination. Marcus: A hideous and loathsome creature is charging toward you from behind! Jason: Its claws are drawn! There's nowhere to hide! Jason: Why would I want to hide? My barbarian has an ax of godly might. Marcus: You misunderstand. Jason: Oh, that creature. Paige: I found my 'N Sync CD under the lawnmower again, Jason!
possiblekim over 13 years ago
Not even Zeus’s lightning bolt can save you Jason.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 13 years ago
’N Sync? That was 11 years ago. The only boy-band group I know these days is Big Time Rush.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
My loving sister and I got along like the world’s first siblings. When asked if she were my keeper she replied, “I keep him in the basement on short rations.”
skeeterhawk over 13 years ago
Love how his neck stretches to accommodate her clutching claws. Maybe the next panel would show his glasses flying amid some pain stars, like a Foxtrot comic published a while back, in which Jason shot her with an arrow.
NE1956 over 13 years ago
My first reaction to Paige’s grasp would be to spit. My second would be to make funny faces in hope of cracking her up. Seriously, I’m good.
Ima Nodummy over 13 years ago
that’s exactly where an n’sync cd belongs.
kittenpah over 13 years ago
Doesn’t Justin Beeper qualify as a boy band?
spicytxlatina85 over 13 years ago
@JOSH these are classic so they were made in the time that nsync was still super big
Doctor11 over 13 years ago
Been nice knowing you, Jason.
jkhandy over 13 years ago
Exactly where that CD belongs.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
N*Sync? That makes me feel old, and I’m only 19!