FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 03, 2011

Buddy just dig yourself a fire pit and be done with it.

houston, we have a problem.houston, we have liftoff of weber 2012.

Teach you to buy the $9.95 Roll Back at WalMart.

Going down…

I think Roger just went nuclear..\\//_

@ WenthralHe just did.

Roger needs to meet Crankshaft.

First stop, earth’s core!

Next stop: China!

What was that movie? “The China Syndrome”? LoL

I know these strips are like a decade old, but are there really still savages who haven’t discovered the modern miracle of propane? It lights, lights immediately, AND cooks meat that tastes like MEAT.

Roger should use his methods to make an orbital cannon.

I use a Chimney Starter – a lot cheaper and safer than Propane – No chemicals. If you don’t know what one is, take a look at this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ttOpO_j5c&NR=1

The fastest grill starter ever was a Professor at Purdue University who used to pour LOX (liquid oxygen) on briquettes. Quite spectacular – until the University at the request of the Indiana Fire Marshall made him take the video off his web site.

I’m starting to understand why Andy refuses to use the thermostat no matter how cold it gets.

BLAST OFF!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

He’s better off getting a bbq pit built in the backyard!

N.A.S.A.—Peter Fox, you are hired for the fuel and thrust job!