Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2002
February 02, 2002
February 04, 2002
Transcript:
"The best part about eating at a Chinese restaurant is the fortune cookie at the end." "Not for me...I'm always afraid I'll get a bad one." "That's ridiculous...Look at mine...'Fortune will smile her sweet smile upon you.' Heh heh." "How about yours?" "'Fortune will spit in your eye, you dumb pig.'" "Maybe we should eat Italian next time."
Cuddleman almost 12 years ago
Yeah, you could have Pastis for a meal. I know……..go to my room!
dchur123 over 8 years ago
you should eat bacon next time
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member over 7 years ago
I love bacon
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member over 7 years ago
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Jason fox is god about 6 years ago
Best cookie fortune of all time: “Hungry is the man who finds salvation in this cookie.”
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
They’ll put a note in your ice cream!
hullo zeeba neighba over 3 years ago
pig always has the worst luck