Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2002

Transcript:

"I'm going into the sporting goods industry." "What for?" "I found a market need...See...Anyone that wants to play football has only one choice...To use this..." "What's wrong with that?" "Boooooring...People want variety in their football...Thus, I've invented this..." "It's the 'Bob, the angry smoker football'...The lit cigarette is optional, of course." "How are you supposed to play with that??" "Well, spirals may be hard, but other than that, it'll be fine." "Wanna toss it around?" "Sure." "Go long go long." "I got it I got it." "Nuts...It got stuck in that tree." "That's okay...We'll get it tomorrow."