Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2002

Transcript:

"What a great hotel room!...It's too bad you had to argue with the hotel clerk like that." "What do you mean? I wanted a room by the ocean and he was gonna put us next to the parking lot." "I know, but..." "But nothing...Listen, Pig...You gotta know how to deal with these hotel people...You either stand up for yourself or they'll walk all over you." "When I say I want a room by the ocean, I want a room by the ocean...Period...Now let's go to the beach." "SPLOOOSH." "I'll leave the radio inside."