Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2002

Transcript:

"Dear Lions, Once again, I am compelled to take pen to paper in an effort to improve the dismal relationship between our respective herds." "After long reflection, my zebra herd has concluded that cultural ignorance may be at the root of our difficulties." "For this reason, we propose a cultural goodwill exchange whereby we send a zebra representative to meet with one of your lions." "We will teach you our customs, beliefs and traditions, and you can do the same. Our first representative will arrive shortly." "SEND MORE REPESTENATNES. THEY TASTE [scratched out]...TEACH GUD." "Sigh..."