Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2003
March 01, 2003
March 03, 2003
Transcript:
"Who are all these guys?" "Immigrants...There are too many people in this country, so I'm sending back the foreigners." "Let's see now...Who are you?" "Jacques...I am French..." "French. French...Ah, from France...Back you go, Monsieur oui oui." "I'm Tony...I'm Italian." "Italian, Huh?...Ah, Italy...Off you go, Geppetto." "I'm Yanni....I'm Greek..." "Greek...Greek...Ahh, from Greece...So long, Socrates." "Chief Eagle Cloud...Sioux." "Sioux...Sioux...Wait a minute....I don't have you on my list." "Loooooooove that feta cheese."
Tân Coul almost 13 years ago
To the native Americans, all the rest of you are immigrants…
Gun guy over 12 years ago
Where are their pupils?
dbwindhorst over 12 years ago
Ouch.
TheVinnieAD almost 12 years ago
There’s a French, a Italian, and a Greek in a boat…
cfrosenlof over 11 years ago
Brilliant Master Pastis! We of the Mohawk Tribe salute you! (and I won’t take your scalp)
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Well, even then the Native Americans didn’t used to live here, so… we all started in what’s now Saudi Arabia and spread from there.
AngelMarieSings over 9 years ago
I’m African American, I’m not an immigrant, I’m an import….
AngelMarieSings about 8 years ago
That moment when you realize that you still make the same jokes at the same prompting even in your own head…
░▒▓█►-finntastico2-◄█▓▒░ over 1 year ago
I don’t get it. Why did Rat get in the boat?
Biggest Nate about 2 months ago
i learned in 3rd grade that there is a place in monnesota called dakota sioux so she might live in minnesota