Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 20, 2003
April 19, 2003
April 21, 2003
Transcript:
"Salmon Spawning School." "Gentlemen, there are a number of things you'll need to remember for your trip up river." "First, watch for seals...They're trying to kill you." "Second, watch for bears...They're trying to kill you." "Third, watch for fishermen...They're trying to kill you." "Yes, Josh?" "Heh heh...And...uh...What happens if we avoid all that?" "Well, if you avoid all that, and make it up river, then you'll get to spawn." "Woo hoo!!" "PARTAY PARTAY!" "Hey Ladiees." "WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!" "Heh heh heh...And then what?...We just keep partying??..." "Actually, Fred, you become hideously deformed and die." "Okay, no that's a buzz killer."
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
…… um……………..
m.l. about 12 years ago
patrik702 about 12 years ago
@m.I actually it is! I cut this strip out of a Sunday news rag before I got hooked on rat and pig.
Maybe you all should watch NatGeo?
Cuddleman almost 12 years ago
That could be depressing but a good thing to do on the way out.
Iwasfromrussia over 11 years ago
Pastis has done a lot of salmon death jokes in his. Earlier years
Anton Sherwood over 1 year ago
Deformed?
ChristianGirl13 over 1 year ago
It’s a hard knock life for us! It’s a hard knock life for us!