Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2003
Transcript:
"At my barber shop, there are two barbers, Jim and Eldon." "Jim is a good barber...Eldon, on the other hand, is this ninety-year-old guy whose hands shake real bad." "Every time a new customer comes in, Old Eldon stands up, dusts off his chair, and says, 'Haircut?'...And every time, the customer replies, 'Sorry, I'm waiting for Jim." "So Eldon just sits back down in his own barber chair, opens up his newspaper, and waits for the next guy." "But this goes on all day, see, making the situation progressively more awkward for everyone, as each new customer chooses this long line over Eldon." "Isn't it sad, watching this Eldon guy get rejected like that?" "Yeah, but what are you gonna do?...Risk getting a terrible haircut just to make some Geezer happy?" "That tip was way too big." "BARBER."
m.l. about 12 years ago
m.l. about 12 years ago
Austria almost 12 years ago
That was kind of pig to do :)
bongoman348 over 11 years ago
LOL
Whoisthecomicguy over 11 years ago
My tip to Eldon would have been a lawsuit.
Zankchi11 over 9 years ago
Uh… Pig doesn’t even have hair!
Are2Dee2 over 4 years ago
I wonder if his ear will grow back by tomorrow
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
Pig should be dead, I’m surprised he survived that!
TheShadow1614279 almost 2 years ago
He has scissors in his head