Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2003

Transcript:

"Someone's making loud repetitive noises in the land of nude supermodels." "Errrrt Errrt Errrt" "I am not in the land of the nude supermodels." "Errt Errt Errt" "That sound is not stopping." "Errt Errrt Errrt" "That sound is an alarm clock." "Errrrt Errrrt Errrrt "That sound is my alarm clock." "Errt Errt Errt" "This is a work day." "Errrt Errrt Errrt" "I must go to work." "Errrrt Errrrt Errrrt" "This will be a bad day at work" "Errrrt Errrrt Errrrt" "Every day is a bad day at work" "Errrrt Errrrt Errrrt" "I hate my job." "Errt Errt Errrt" "I need a job that does not involve going to work." "Errrt Errt Errrt" "I am incoherent. I need more sleep." "Errrt Errrt Errrt" "What's ten more minutes?" "Click" "Oooohhhhhhhh...Tyra..."