Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2004

Transcript:

"Can i help you?" "Yes, i have an appointment with Dr. tripodes. I'm here to get my wisdom teeth removed." "Have a seat, the doctor will be with you in a minute." "You must be rat." "You're Dr. tripodes?" "Yes. Why? Is there a problem?" "You're wearing a Chicago Bears jersey." "Oh, yes, I'm a big Bears fan." "Well that's nice, but seeing the doctor whose about to do surgery on you dressed in a football jersey does not inspire confidence. i like my doctors in normal doctor shirts." "Oh, gee, I'm sorry to have disappointed you. Well, there's always Doctor angelos. he wears regular doctor's scrubs and i know he's not a bBear's fan." "That would be great. Thanks for understanding." "Oh, no problem. I'll send dr. Angelos right out." "You must be rat."