Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2004

Transcript:

"Can I help you?" "Hi, I'm your neighbor, Pig...I was wondering if I could borrow some self-esteem...I'm a little low right now." "You...What?" "Self-esteem...I'm low...not sure how it happened. Really...guess I just got hurt so many times that some of those self-esteem butterflies must have flown right out of my head...Heh Heh..." "Listen, weirdo...neighbors borrow things that are tangible...leaf-blowers, ladders, lawn mowers...that sort of thing...They don't waste each other's time making stupid, imbecilic requests like that." "SLAM!" "KNOCK KNOCK" "...How 'bout a net?"