Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2005

Transcript:

"Hey, Pig... check out this trophy... My softball team won it's league." "Wow... what did you pay for the trophy?" "Pay? Dude I didn't [ay anything... I won it." "Jiminy Christmas... hat a bargain." "What do you mean "bargain"?" "I mean that getting a trophy for free is a real bargain." "Dude, trophies are something you win... YOu don't bu ythe... People give 'em to you when you do something great..." "But you could buy one."<Br>"Well, sure, but you'd have to be one heckuva complete loser to walk into a trophy shop and buy your own trophy." "That hurts."