Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2005

Transcript:

"Hi...Welcome to Mr. Korbas Restaurant...Would you like---uh...Who are YOU supposed to be?" "Ronald Reagan...I'm trying out possible costumes for halloween next week." "Oh...I see...Well, do you know what you want to order?" "No...I think I need some time." "WHAAAAA?" "Well, listen, I gotta wait some tables in the back, so when you know what you want, just tell the chef." "OK but why does he have that sign on his chef's station?" "Oh, he gets tired of customers and their stupid special orders, so thats his "all-purpose" response to them." "His response is "WHAAAAA"?" "Yeah, it's supposed to make the customer feel stupid, y'know? Like every time you say something, his response is "WHAAAA?"...Like you're an idiot or something...it's not very nice, but he's a good chef, so no one wants to say anything to him." "But that's rude...I'm gonna say something." "What are you gonna say?" "Mr. Korba's Chef...TEAR DOWN THIS "WHAAAA"!"