Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 27, 2005
November 26, 2005
November 28, 2005
Transcript:
"Okay, crocodile neighbor, listen...you and your pals have terrorized the zebras for far too long...so we're going eat YOU for a change." "But nobody eat crockydile." "Yeah, well that's gonna change...we've got numbers." "No...no...nobody eat crockydile 'cuz we no taste too gud." "That's a bluff...I bet you taste fine." "Hey, not to interrupt, but I've actually heard that." "Heard what?" "That they taste bad. Seriously. I think I saw it on 'Oprah.'" "Alright. Fine. We'll taste him....Gene, lick the crocodile..." *Liiiiiick* "Duuuuuude...that's FOUL...REPULSIVE...and holy smokes, does this guy REEK...Let's get outta here before I hurl..." "...Me don't know whether cheer or have beeg cry."
m.l. over 12 years ago
NI17EG over 11 years ago
Actually crocodile meat was pretty tasty…or maybe it was alligator. (foreign cuisine)
Ratimir almost 10 years ago
Yep, I’ve had some pretty tasty croc.
uksing921 about 9 years ago
I’d go with the ‘beeg cry’
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Beeg cry and also a cheer thrown in.
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
Me ees offeendeed by thees coomeec. Me ees not tastes!