Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2006
Transcript:
"What are you doing? "We practice death rolls. Crocs does it when dey catch prey in jaws. Snaps neck. Loser dies." "That's hideous." "HAHA... Dat nature, pal. Show heem, Clarence... Show heem how losers die." "CLOMP" "Roll roll roll" "Roll roll roll roll roll" "HONK HONK SCREEEEEECH AAAAAAAHHH THUMP THUMP" "And dat's how losers die."
magipants almost 11 years ago
no, 9 you obviously didn’t read the no colour comics
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
here is da link t the animated version of this comic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfdbE4_n46s&feature=share&list=SP12D69CC338A7BBA7&index=20
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Up to at least nine, possibly ten.
TURTLEDUDE about 5 years ago
It worked, a loser died!
⠀ over 3 years ago
dead croc #14
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
10 dead crocs.
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
Loser died | Thirteen dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot with a shotgun by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16 | 5, Lou by murder (shot with a revolver by unknown cousin): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/23 | 6 & 7, baby crocs by swallowing (eaten by Debbie, double kill): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/10 | 8, Cousin Jimmy (or Jeemy) by choking (on antelope bone): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/12 | 9, unknown croc(s) by swallowing (eaten by Fat Fred) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/08/02 | 10 & 11, Jojo and Larry by shocking, spinal trauma, brain trauma, and blood loss (performed by Guard Duck, double kill) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/10/14 | 12, Santa Croc by burning (fire set by Zebra): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/12/25 | 13, Clarence by car accident (rolled into street) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/02/12 |
Koala Queen over 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA