Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2006

Transcript:

"Dear Lions, Your killing of my fellow zebras has increased as of late... After a great deal of thought, I believe I've discovered the source of your hostility..." "Psychologists believe that an individual who lacks a creative outlet is more likely to commit a violent act... You, the lions, have no creative outlet." "To rectify the problem, I suggest you take a few moments each day to compose a poem or two... It doesn't have to be particularly good or artful... The point is really just to get your thoughts down on paper." "I believe the effects of this will be immediate and your impulse to kill will be eradicated... Go ahead... Give it a try!" "Roses is red. Violets is blue. Me me me Kill you you you." "...Sigh."