Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2007
March 03, 2007
March 05, 2007
Transcript:
"...And so... if you just... uh.. meet me... like.. uhh..... at the uhh..." "What are you up to, Rat?" "Listening to this idiot's endless message.. all I want is for him to say his stupid phone number." "Soooooo anyhoo..." "Yeah I hate that... it's - " "Wait wait wait.. shut up... I think he's about to say it..." "So... uh... give... uh me... a... call... uh... the number... is" "FIVEFIVEFIVEZEROONEFIVEZEROEXTENSIONTHREEFOURSIXTWO!!" "Why are the slowest message talkers the fastest phone number fivers?" "'CAUSE PEOPLE ARE MORONS!! MORONS!! MORONS!!" BAM BAM BAM
thecomicprune almost 13 years ago
Why would Rat want to leave a message in the first place?
j.luciani over 7 years ago
I think he said 5550150(extension)3462 (I don’t know what he meant by “extension” so I just wrote it in parentheses).
CoffeeKitty37 almost 4 years ago
sadly, that’s pretty much the sum of all the world’s problems. PEOPLE ARE, INDEED, MORONS.
leopardglily almost 2 years ago
I have so been there.