Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2008
Transcript:
"The adventures of Danny Donkey A children's story by Rat. Danny Donkey hated happy people." Donkey: I hate you. "He hated their musical hellos." Man: Hullooooooo. "He hated their weekend plans. Their family photos. And their unsolicited advice. But most of all, he hated their willingness to whistle. So Danny Donkey bought a 'Bonk O' Matic 2000' and gave each and every happy whistler he could find one solid whack on the head." Goat: Whoa whoa whoa...you can't end a children's book this way...at a minimum, you have to make it clear that Danny's behavior was wrong. Question it in some way... "Why he didn't smash them repeatedly, we'll never know."
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
okay,beatles song,man!max’s or mike’s silver hammer,baby!!
WhoCraftian over 10 years ago
Happy=Good. Minecraft=Good. Doctor Who=Good.Thus,Happy=Doctor Who+MinecraftSo,Happy People=Whovians who play Minecraft
JLK9kid almost 4 years ago
Is it just me or does the happy person’s hair on panel two look kind kind of like a beanie?
DeltaFRFX about 2 years ago
The happy whistler looks like Peter Griffin in the last panel lol