Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2008
September 06, 2008
September 08, 2008
Transcript:
"Hulloooooo, zeeba neighba..Crocs open bar. So have a dreenk. Tell me stories. Make you probbums go away!" Barr "Don't mind if I do...." Barr "See...It's like this...I hate my neighbors." "Hmm. Me hear you. Have nudder dreenk." "Yeah, see, the fact is that nobody likes them....Nobody." "And to make things worse, they have these stupid plans, like trying to get me drunk, so they can eat me." "Which won't work. Because I'm smart. And they're morons, and they'll go to bed hungry. Like always." Barr glub glub glub glub barr
TheSpanishInquisition over 13 years ago
That was cruel, Zebra.
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
zeeba is crule!!!
mistervoiceguy over 12 years ago
You’re the man Zeeba!
Soroxas over 12 years ago
He misspelled bar, sad
MonkeyGangster almost 12 years ago
Wow.. “And they’re morons. And they’ll go to be hungry. Like always” REALLY ZEBRA? Messed UP man!
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
Throughs are strong words coming from a guy who has been mistaken for a stuffed animal.
Ernest Lemmingway over 6 years ago
The crocs won’t go hungry, Zebra. They always have KFC, pizza delivery, stealing from the lions…
PBS1! over 5 years ago
This strip is odd in that in a previous strip (3/27/2006) Zebra is shown inebriated while in a kiddie pool, yet the crocs do nothing.
Boxo croco says happy derby about 4 years ago
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Kirbo almost 4 years ago
Wanna know the king of the crocs? King K. Rool
Chinese Propaganda Machine 2000 over 3 years ago
what? zebras cruel? the crocs are literally trying to EAT him. jeez.