Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 11, 2009

Transcript:

Duck says, "Good morning, sir. I want to give you my helmet, sir?I'm giving up the army life." Pig says, "Why?" Duck says, "Maura, sir?She's back in my life?We're goinna travel the world?I'm a changed duck, sir." Pig says, "Oh, l'il guard duck...You even shaved." Duck says, "Permission to hug you goodbye, sir?" squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze Duck says, "Oh and one more thing, sir...I left you a little note on the kitchen counter. I want you to read it when I'm gone." PIg says, "Oh no, l'il guard duck. I can't take a goodbye note...Is it a goodbye note?" Duck says, "It's a list of where I buried the mines, sir. " Pig says, "oh." Duck says, "You'll want to keep on this side of th ebegonias, sir."