Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2009

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crocodile says, "Me hungry. Order peeza." Crocodile says, "Me not know number." Crocodile says, "call eenfomation." beep beep boop welcome to directory services. for english, press '1' para espanol, oprima numreo dos. crocodile says, "Augghhh...Why my have waste time wid dis?? Why can deese peeple no speak da language?!" for coc-ese, peese press tree. crocodile says, "Tank you." crocodile says, "If you no can speak croc-ese, you no should live een country." crocodile says, "Whuh dis country comeeng to?"