Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2009
May 02, 2009
May 04, 2009
Transcript:
Goat says, "What the #%$ happened to my newspaper?! It's the size of a 'Post-it.'" Rat says, "I, newspaper magnate Rat, bought the paper and cut the size to save on productions costs." Goat says, "But this is ridiculous. I can barely read the words." Rat says, "No need. I fired the reporters." Goat says, "But where's my 'Style' section?" Rat says, "I merged it with the front page, which I then merged with the sports page and the business page and the editorial page." Goat says, "So what's left?!" Rat says, "Letters to the editor. It's the only content I can get for free. In fact, I think I printed one there..." Goat says, "'Your paper stinks.'" Rat says, "Readers hate change."
mld1812 over 12 years ago
its pearls before swinewhat do you expect?
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
Who says he could clearly read it? Maybe he was able to read it in the 2nd panel (just barely) and only actually read it out loud in the 5th.
simon corphey almost 11 years ago
it is the best was to save some forest…around here!
simon corphey almost 11 years ago
it is the best way to save some forest…around here!
magipants almost 11 years ago
umm