Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2009

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Rat says, "Yo, pasty Pastis?How's your meager 'Facebook' friend list? Surely a pittance compared to mine." S. Pastis says, "Actually I have more friends than you now. 'Facebook' deleted your account." Rat says, "Deleted it?? Why??" S. Pastis says, "I'm not sure, but I don't think you can have a 'Facebook' account if you're a fictional character." Rat says, "So?? How's that apply to me?" S. Pastis says, "You're fictional." Rat says, "What?" S. Pastis says, "Not real." S. Pastis says, "Boop." Rat says, "I see." Rat says, "Will you excuse me for a moment?" S. Pastis says ,"Sure." Whump Rat says, "In theory, that didn't hurt."