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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2009
November 28, 2009
November 30, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "I can't believe you let your 'x' call you an idiot. Do all these guys call you names like that? Pig says, "'y'." Rat says, "Because I'm asking." Pig says, "'y' is someone calling me names." Rat says, "How should I know? I just want to know which ones do it." Pig says, " 'I' sometimes 'M'." Rat says, "You sometimes are what?" Pig says, "Not 'U' sometimes 'R'...'I' sometimes 'M'." Rat says, "I sometime am what?!" Pig says, " ;I' sometimes 'M'...'O'...'K." Rat says, "You are not Okay! You are making me mad!" Pig says, " 'C' That's about it." Rat says, "What's it, you @#!*%# idiot?! Pig says, " 'G' now I'm done." CRACK Pig says,"And I thought my 'X' was rude."
slimbrownweed over 13 years ago
poor rat,poor pig…
11256 almost 13 years ago
no it’s really just poor pig
Soroxas over 12 years ago
Reminds me of Who’s on First
KatP Premium Member about 12 years ago
OMG, dying…
comicsnerd74 almost 10 years ago
Groooooan……..
Ranchan almost 8 years ago
We should dress Pastis in a Pig suit and leave HIM to deal with Rat.
PBS1! almost 4 years ago
WHAT IS THE GUY’S NAME ON FIRST BASE?! No, What’s on second base.I’M NOT ASKING YOU WHO’S ON SECOND!No, Who’s on first.I DON"T KNOW!Third base!
Goat from PBS almost 4 years ago
Why are alphabet magnets being so rude? Pig is such a nice guy…
m-12742146 about 2 years ago
I dint get the joke
Rat (Pearls Before Swine) almost 2 years ago
Ok, I might’ve been a psychopath here but still…