Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2010
June 19, 2010
June 21, 2010
Transcript:
Officer Potus says, "Top o' the morning', sir. Sorry for disturbing you again, but I'm still awful determined to work out a compromise 'tween you and the crocs." Zebra says, "Not gonna happen." Officer Potus says, "Please, sir, work with me here." Zebra says, "I am. But you're the police officer. If you want the crocs to change, make them." Officer Potus says, "I can't make them. I mean, sure, I'm a cop, and sure, they give me one of these, but this compromise business is not about force." Office Potus says, "I can't just walk over there to a house filled with nineteen crocs and-" BOOM Officer Potus says, "Eighteen."
mortarforker about 13 years ago
Potus stands for President Of The United States
Soroxas over 12 years ago
39 dead crocs
legoguy77 about 12 years ago
As I’ve already said, guard duck blew up all the neighboorhood’s crocs, so it’s really 58, 57 if you don’t count larry, who undied.
Pearlslover01 almost 12 years ago
45
will408914 almost 12 years ago
It is 45.
kamb8 over 11 years ago
Me.
leolino over 11 years ago
Me. :-)
magipants about 11 years ago
we are just pearls fans who care that there has been 45 dead crocs
Comicmaaan over 8 years ago
Another day, another croc death.
Comicmaaan over 8 years ago
Another day, another croc death.
Zebra almost 7 years ago
Ha! Zebras ALWAYS win
Pig111 over 4 years ago
72 dead crocs
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
72 dead crocs, sir.
Darth Revan II about 4 years ago
72 dead crocs. They go through them fast
Bye Bye Jeffy almost 4 years ago
aproxamite croc death count; 363 (i know i spelled aproxamite wrong)
Boxo croco says happy derby over 2 years ago
Something about this feels monty python-esque