Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2010
June 26, 2010
June 28, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "Behold! I, Rat, have figured out that the key to happiness is to lower your expectations. So I have created the 'Expectation Crusher.'" Pig says, "How's it work?" Rat says, "You write down each of your expectations on these strips of paper and put them in here. Then, the expectation crusher grinds them down to one low expectation you can meet, making you happy! Here, try it..." Pig says, "Let's see... I want to be loved by everyone... I want a million friends... I want my own amusement park... I want a thousand ponies." Rat says, "'I want a hat.'" Pig says, "I've got that! I've got that!" Rat says, "How did you do that?"
Soroxas over 12 years ago
1000 ponies?
Iwasfromrussia almost 12 years ago
That’s what I was thinking!!!
PBS1! over 5 years ago
I am beginning to suspect that characters in this strip wear clothes when it’s part of the joke.
Bye Bye Jeffy almost 4 years ago
the thing that makes this wierd is that pig has a hat but no other clothes
PBS1! almost 4 years ago
Someone should make a comic list compiling Rat’s inventions, like the Blastfromthepastometer, the car that runs on idiocy, and the Box O’ Wisdom.