Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 31, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "Everywhere I go these days I feel so scared? like everything right now is so fragile? like everything is about to go wrong." Rat says, "Have you tried yelling 'boot some baboon buttocks'?" Pig says, "'Boot some baboon buttocks'?" Rat says, "Yeah. It's fun to say, so it helps." Pig says, "Boot some baboon buttocks." Rat says, "You have to yell it." Pig says, "Boot some baboon buttocks!!" Rat says, "On your head." Pig says, "Boot some baboon buttocks!!!" Rat says, "On a fat biker's back." Pig says, "BOOT SOME BABOON BUTTOCKS" Rat says, "You're right. It all went wrong." Pig says, "I knew it."