Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2010
December 04, 2010
December 06, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "Why is it that every time there's a controversy or scandal, someone puts the word 'gate' on the end of it?" Goat says, "It's from Watergate, the scandal involving Nixon." Rat says, "That's stupid." Goat says, "No, stupid is this version of 'Windows' I just bought... it crashed on me." Zebra says, "What were you trying to do?" Goat says, "Upload this video of a horse trotting." Zebra says, "Why?" Goat says, "Because it shows him easily pushing open the fence door I want to buy." Rat says, "So?" Goat says, "So I'm sending it to the manufacturer of the fence door to ask him how he could make something so defective that a trotting horse could run right through it. But stupid 'Windows' won't let me... ughh!... I want to punch the inventor of 'Windows' in the nose!" Zebra says, "Whoa. Maybe you should let some news outlets know about this." Goat says, "Know about what?" Zebra says, "Gates gait gate gate." Goat says, "You're even bugging me now."
Dabattlebacca over 11 years ago
Well Pastis, you didnāt get hit with a bat, get you head chopped off, get chained up and get rocks tied to you by Rat.
Dabattlebacca over 11 years ago
Well Pastis, you didnāt get hit with a bat, get you head chopped off, get chained up and get rocks tied to you by Rat.
Master of Pie about 11 years ago
I sincerely doubt it was intentionalā¦
KZ71 almost 11 years ago
Thatās not even a good oneā¦
gocomics almost 11 years ago
Rat is reading the āMiami Heraldā in panel 1, and the āSt. Petersburg Timesā in panel 2
jackproarty almost 7 years ago
Where are the golphers?!
PBS1! almost 5 years ago
Finally a good pun
PBS1! almost 5 years ago
Ratās line in panel 1 reminds me of when Calvin (in a dad election) refers to ābedtimegateā and āhomeworkgateā
Drunk Larry almost 2 years ago
i almost geet it, but what are the defeenetions of eech gate?