Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 20, 2011

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Bob says, "Hullooooo, zeeba neighba. ...Leesten. Time for you geev up. Crocs has monies for buy weapons." Zebra says, "Where'd you get that?" Bob says, "No you bissness. How 'bout we juss deescuss you surrender over cup coffee?" Zebra says, "No thanks." Bob says, "No tanks? But we ees have Clive's Coffee. Come from world's best coffee beans." Zebra says, "World's best what?" Bob says, "Coffee beans. Take it from Meester Clive da Coffee Bean... it's coffee-nomenal!" Zebra says, "You fauds! You crocs are getting that cash for being cheap corporate shills!" Bob says, "No we not! No we not! We juss-" Larry says, "Meestah Bean Meestah Bean it's coffee-nomenal!!" Bob says, "Now not gud time, Larry." Larry says, "Whoa. Me forgot geev toll-free numbah."