Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2011

Transcript:

Goat says, "Hey, Rat, mind passing the salt?" Rat says, "Since when do you like greasy food?" Goat says, "Since I've been depressed? it makes me feel better." Rat says, "What are you depressed about?" Goat says, "I dunno. I just feel so worthless. I feel like I need to transform my life... you know, be the guy who founds an orphanage, or opens a food bank, or cares for the sick." Goat says, "You should think about it, too, Rat... you know, think about something great and meaningful you can do for others." Rat says, "I'll pass the salt." Goat says, "Great." Pig says, "Hey, Rat, would you mind passing the-" Rat says, "Hey! One @#*@#*# favor a day, fatty!!"