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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2002
March 19, 2002
March 21, 2002
Transcript:
"I messed up another job interview today." "Why do you think that?" "The guy was explaining the company's substance abuse policy and so I thought I'd ask some follow-up questions." "What's wrong with that?" "...And do you suppose I could be given a list of the dates on which these random drug tests will occur?"
joeshmo30 almost 12 years ago
O_O
squiglyman over 9 years ago
ok then
DarthRevan almost 7 years ago
Whichever day is the day you show up late.
DM9001 over 4 years ago
So he does drugs now?
robert423elliott about 3 years ago
I worked for a company for 22 years that made me take a drug test every time my name came up. They knew damn good and well that I’d fail it every time!!! I was on prescription narcotics.
_buddy 3 months ago
Employee of the month gets a free drug test! May the odds be ever in your favor.