Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2002
April 01, 2002
April 03, 2002
Transcript:
"I heard your fellow zebras have a new way to escape the lions."
"Yeah, they coat themselves in butter and try to slip from their grasp."
"Does it work?"
"No. But they taste better."
Valis616 almost 13 years ago
Mmm, buttered Zebra…
CarterGlass about 12 years ago
How would the zebra know what buttered zebra tastes like?
Booklady1 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
@CarterGlass Zebra knows what BUTTER tastes like and almost everything tastes better in butter!
squiglyman about 9 years ago
why not wrap themselves with something that tastes terrible
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Why not just go all the way and wrap themselves in bacon? Bacon tastes good with almost anything.
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 2 years ago
Why does Zebra think they taste better?
_buddy 4 days ago
Just add salt