Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2002

Transcript:

"Dear Bob Dole, I notice that instead of saying 'me' or 'I', you always say 'Bob Dole' when you're referring to yourself..." "I think that's a very effective style of speech and have even begun doing it myself." "P.S. Of course, when I do it, I look stupid because my name is not really 'Bob Dole'."