Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2002
April 15, 2002
April 17, 2002
Transcript:
"I heard your fellow Zebras have a new way to escape the lions." "Yeah... We coat ourselves with lotion and try to slop from their grasp." "Does it work?" "No. But we die with silky smooth skin."
Cuddleman over 12 years ago
OK, thats butter and lotion, what next?
squiglyman about 9 years ago
they should just wrap themselves in something disgusting
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
How about cover yourself in a mixture of mayonnaise, catsup, mustard, tartar sauce, and cream cheese then cover yourselves in oil.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
How about cover yourself in a mixture of mayonnaise, catsup, mustard, tartar sauce, and cream cheese then cover yourselves in oil.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
How about cover yourself in a mixture of mayonnaise, catsup, mustard, tartar sauce, and cream cheese then cover yourselves in oil.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
How about cover yourself in a mixture of mayonnaise, catsup, mustard, tartar sauce, and cream cheese then cover yourselves in oil.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
How about cover yourself in a mixture of mayonnaise, catsup, mustard, tartar sauce, and cream cheese then cover yourselves in oil.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Wow
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
How did
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That happen?
wattersonpatisconley618 about 1 year ago
add some garlic, salt, take it one bite at a time.
wattersonpatisconley618 about 1 year ago
lotion can;t be much worse than school food sauces.
_buddy about 24 hours ago
With Olay, you can get brutally murdered with silky smooth skin!
Now there’s a sales pitch