Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 04, 2008
May 03, 2008
May 05, 2008
Transcript:
"Are you OK, hun? You look tired" "Oh, my brain just wouldn't stop last night..." "Should I color my gray? Get Botox? Is my wardrobe too young? Has my mascara expired? Do I have time for a pedicure? Why do I feel so bloated? Do I need an HPV test? Should I vote my gender? Did I take my calcium?" "Anyway, I'm off for my mammogram. 'Bye" "'Bye" "Thank you, Lord, for making me a guy"
Mr. Tinkles over 12 years ago
Thank Greg for making you a doofus.
alcazar84 over 8 years ago
Of all the things she listed that she’s thinking about, I would have thought that going through a procedure like a mammogram would be on the top of her list. I can’t imagine how much pain those are!
EugeneWilson over 7 years ago
Interesting. The only instance in the entire history of Luann is there any mention of God. Peace.
satchichibicosu about 7 years ago
tip for the mascara expiration: i write the date i open mine on the cap so i know when my three months are up
NursinGenius about 7 years ago
Why is she worried about HPV?
Le'Roy Hawkins about 6 years ago
Creating problems for yourself.
marauderdeuce over 3 years ago
My frequent mantra is, “I’m glad I’m a man, I am.”
Naldrin 10 months ago
Have you checked your prostate, then?