Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 24, 2010
January 23, 2010
January 25, 2010
Transcript:
Crystal says, "Interesting. Every blurb on the cover of this magazine has a number in it: '100 guy secrets. 26 pages of hot new looks. How to be 12% happier. 54 ways to get rich. 16 great hair tips.'" Tiffany says, "Wonder why they do that?" Crystal says, "Probably to give the impression that life is just simple lists and formulas. Success, beauty and happiness are just a few numbers away." Tiffany says, "Hey, give me 500 new outfits, 8 extra hours, zero schoolwork and 100% more money, and I'd be happy." Crystal says, "Really? Only 500 outfits?" Tiffany says, "Oh, and Eric the Quarterback. 'Quarter' - that's a number, right?"
