Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 20, 2011

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Luann says, "Oh no! This magazine's from last month and my horoscope says: 'the next 30 days bring romance and travel: dinner in Paris with a Euro-stud, sunning in Bali with a hot surfer, dancing in Rio with a rich diplomat. Book your flights and pack for fun!" Luann says, "AUUGGH!! I missed all of that! If only I'd known!" Gunther says, "Yeah. That poor diplomat must have been crushed when you didn't show. Horoscopes are so bogus. Read one in another magazine and see if they're even close" Luann says, "Ok. 'Be sure to read your horoscope this month or you'll miss out on romance in Paris, Bali and Rio'" Gunther says, "Yeah, right" Luann says, "And yours says, 'Because you don't believe in horoscopes, you'll have yet another unexciting month'" Gunther says, "Oh yeah? I bought a new pair of oxfords last month. AND socks" Luann says, "Kinda proves the horoscope, doesn't it?"