Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 30, 2011

They either mean the party sucks or they mean the cellular signal is bad…

I’m sure they’re feeling let down, after that nice ceremony at the Church of the Immaculate Reception.

After all, her wedding is a signal event in a girl’s life.

But you know, they could try dancing, instead of just sitting on their apps making smart remarks.

And Dogsniff, maybe that’s the problem. They expected more than one bar.

He paid 3g and he only got one bar? That’s a ripoff! But just wait until he finds out his bride is actually and android!

Good ones, Frog.

<br?And Dogsniff – but I didn’t think of bars till I saw yours.Teamwork.

I’m also usually doing this at 1 and 2 am, on the West Coast, even though they come out just after 10pm.

AAgh! <b? was supposed to be

LOL

Haha — That one didn’t work either.

Trying to be funny with HTML doesn’t work when you’re just not quite geeky enough.

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aha! >

(I get there sooner or later)

Don’t ask. He’s a smart phone.

I wonder if he paid enough for a good bandwidth?