Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 22, 2011

All substitutes should be retired military…

Bet he’s a good boy today.

MORNING: MARG Still trying to get over the lossof the 3 C’s.

Put your brass in that chair . . . and don’t be **medal**some.

More specifically, Nerwin, big, burly retired military with a ton of combat experience!

Well, Nerwin….no murder today.

There is a program called “troops to teachers”. It pays for prior military to get the education and certificates and the former military have to go where assigned for a certain number of years. Pretty cool program.

I remember a few DIs from Parris Island who might have improved my grade school experience.“Whar’s 5 & 5? Get doen and give me ten, maggot!”

That would change my view of substitute teachers.

You have only one hope, Nerwin; wear an evening gown and hope for a Section 8.

Thanks for this one- I am a teacher AND retired US Army….

Hey!! It’s my father!!