Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 26, 2011

This one bugs me…

He’s retiring with one less tip.

MARG: Are you enjoying the extra hot weatherwhere you are?

no SOUP for you !

Gives new meaning to the phrase, " in one ear and out the other." Then again, for this, he may be fired before he can retire….

Broomie won’t give him a tip, but maybe a ZAPP!

Ever notice you plan your last day for 30 years and when it comes you are the worlds greatest employee?

I understand him PERFECTLY…There are SO many things I’d LOVE to say to customers sometimes. I come home with a bloody tongue every night from biting it all day!

We had a unique breakfast at Cracker Barrel the other day. The roles were reversed from this. The waitress looked like the witch from The Wizard of Oz. Should have left then. The cook was trying for a Guinness record for ruining every item on the menu. Missed on the coffee & OJ. Succeeded pretty well on everything else…

LOL! Printing this one out for my Daughter the Waitress!

that waiter must have won the lottery—- a pension fund for a waiter would have to be less than minimum wage—- with no tips to make up the difference

I would have loved to do this at my job before I left it….lol…. but only to a bad customer of course

Whoever came up with the phrase “The customer is always right” never had to put up with one. Rock on, Old Waiter!

Smoked butt will be served in ten seconds…..