Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 09, 2011

sounds about right Andy thats how I translated it

cant see the dishes from that end

Flo says to Andy: Right, I’m off, now don’t forget to flap your arms and fly to the palace to tell the Queen dinner at our place 7:00 sharp.

I think he normally faces left when he’s having a nap, right when he’s watching telly and straight up when he’s had to many.

A few more examples of “He heard, She said”:He heard: Your right to independent thought and the ability to form an opinion is revoked. She said: I do.He heard: Let’s go drain the life force from your body. She said: Let’s go shopping.He heard: This is a test, and one wrong answer will be your last. She said: Tell me all the reasons why you love me.

Flo, useless yammering will cause wrinkles. Keep yourself beautiful for Andy.

Who does Flo think she is… giving Andy orders like that.

No it was not.. Flo Flo Flo.. You KNOW he won’t go anywhere near the supermarket or hang the washing out.

You have been married to him how many years now?

Hehehe xxx

hmm, put the washing out, go shopping, go down to the pub with chalkie, same meaning, different plains

Big mistake Andy! Just tell her " don’t treat me like a child, I heard you!" When you get back from the pub, you can tell her what you thought she said.